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BAPTISTS - The old colored man The old colored man left the Methodist Church and joined the Baptist. Soon afterward, he encountered his former pastor, who inquired the reason for his change of sect. The old man explained fully. "Fust off, I was 'Piscopal, but I hain't learned, an' they done say the service so fast, I nebber could keep up, an' when I come out behin', dey all look, an' I'se 'shamed. So I jined the Methodis'. Very fine church, yes, suh. But dey done has 'Quiry meetin's. An', suh, us cullud folkses can't bear too much 'quirin' into. An' a man says to me, 'Why don't you jine de Baptis'? De Baptis', it's jest dip an' be done wid it! 'An' so I jined." - JOKES FOR ALL OCCASIONS |
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2019-01-12 | 4309 | |||
1262 | BEGINNERS - A woman visitor to the city entered a taxicab | |||||
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2019-01-19 | 536 | ||||
BEGINNERS - A woman visitor to the city entered a taxicab A woman visitor to the city entered a taxicab. No sooner ...
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1261 | There's a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead traveling through the desert | |||||
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2019-01-15 | 537 | ||||
There's a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead traveling through the desert when their car suddenly stalls. They all get out of...
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1260 | BEGGARS - The cultured maid servant | |||||
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2019-01-19 | 538 | ||||
BEGGARS - The cultured maid servant The cultured maid servant announced to her mistress, wife of the profiteer: "If you ple...
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1259 | APPRECIATION - The distinguished actor | |||||
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2019-01-02 | 539 | ||||
APPRECIATION The distinguished actor had a large photograph of Wordsworth prominently displayed in his dressing-room. A fri...
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1258 | ART - does your husband snore? | |||||
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2019-01-09 | 539 | ||||
ART - does your husband snore? "Tell me, does your husband snore?" "Oh, yes, indeed?so delightfully." "What?" "Yes, really?he's s...
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1257 | Absentmindedness - The clergyman | |||||
wjoker |
2018-11-20 | 540 | ||||
Absentmindedness - The clergyman The clergyman, absorbed in thinking out a sermon, rounded a turn in the path and bumped int...
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1256 | ART - An American tourist and his wife | |||||
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2019-01-02 | 540 | ||||
ART - An American tourist and his wife An American tourist and his wife, after their return from abroad, were telling o...
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1255 | A blonde was complaining to her friend about constantly being called a dumb blonde. | |||||
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2019-01-15 | 540 | ||||
A blonde was complaining to her friend about constantly being called a dumb blonde. Her friend tells her "go do something ...
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1254 | A blonde was driving down the highway to Disneyland | |||||
wjoker |
2019-01-15 | 540 | ||||
A blonde was driving down the highway to Disneyland when she saw a sign that said 'DISNEYLAND LEFT'. After thinking fo...
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1253 | I brought our three young sons to an upscale restaurant for the first time | |||||
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2019-01-15 | 540 | ||||
I was nervous the night my husband and I brought our three young sons to an upscale restaurant for the first time. My husband...
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1252 | Back It Up | |||||
wjoker |
2018-12-12 | 541 | ||||
Back It Up Arnold Palmer is playing in a big tournament and comes to a 235 yard par-3. After some deliberation, he takes out...
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1251 | AUTHORS - A woman lion-hunter | |||||
wjoker |
2019-01-07 | 541 | ||||
AUTHORS - A woman lion-hunter A woman lion-hunter entertained a dinner party of distinguished authors. These discoursed larg...
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1250 | After golf he attended his great, great grandson's wedding. | |||||
cyber |
2018-11-28 | 542 | ||||
Grand Advice Great Grandfather had been playing golf whenever possible for over 78 years. Today had been no exception, h...
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1249 | ART - The Yankee tourist | |||||
wjoker |
2019-01-07 | 542 | ||||
ART - The Yankee tourist The Yankee tourist described glowingly the statue of a beautiful woman which he had seen in an art...
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1248 | The blonde reported for her university final examination | |||||
wjoker |
2019-01-15 | 542 | ||||
The blonde reported for her university final examination that consists of "yes/no" type questions. She takes her seat in th...
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1247 | APPETITE - after Thanksgiving Day | |||||
wjoker |
2019-01-07 | 543 | ||||
APPETITE - after Thanksgiving Day It was shortly after Thanksgiving Day that someone asked the little boy to define the wor...
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1246 | BASEBALL - The teacher directed the class to write | |||||
wjoker |
2019-01-09 | 543 | ||||
BASEBALL - The teacher directed the class to write The teacher directed the class to write a brief account of a baseball...
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1245 | The Blonde and the Shepard | |||||
wjoker |
2019-01-12 | 543 | ||||
The Blonde and the Shepard Once upon a time, a blonde became so
sick of hearing blonde jokes that she had her hair cut ...
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1244 | IDENTITY - The paying teller told mournfully of his experience | |||||
wjoker |
2019-01-19 | 543 | ||||
IDENTITY - The paying teller told mournfully of his experience The paying teller told mournfully of his experience with ...
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1243 | Absentmindedness - The inventor | |||||
wjoker |
2018-11-06 | 544 | ||||
Absentmindedness - The inventor The absentminded inventor perfected a parachute device. He was taken up in a balloon to m...
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1242 | The True Rules Of Golf - Part 1 of 4 | |||||
wjoker |
2018-11-23 | 544 | ||||
The True Rules Of Golf - Part 1 of 4 - The game of golf is 90% mental and 10% mental. - If you want to get better at go...
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1241 | Cell Call | |||||
wjoker |
2018-11-23 | 544 | ||||
Cell Call There are several men in the locker room of a private club after finishing 18 holes. Suddenly a cell phone that...
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1240 | APPETITE - Daniel Webster was the guest | |||||
wjoker |
2019-01-02 | 544 | ||||
APPETITE - Daniel Webster was the guest Daniel Webster was the guest at dinner of a solicitous hostess who insisted rather ...
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1239 | BEARS - The old trapper was chased by a grizzly | |||||
wjoker |
2019-01-15 | 544 | ||||
BEARS - The old trapper was chased by a grizzly The old trapper was chased by a grizzly. When he had thrown away everythi...
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1238 | How to Fix a Dent in Your Car | |||||
wjoker |
2019-01-28 | 544 | ||||
How to Fix a Dent in
Your Car
A blonde was driving
home and got caught in a really bad hailstorm. Her car was covered
with ...
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1237 | The True Rules Of Golf - Part 3 of 4 | |||||
wjoker |
2018-11-23 | 545 | ||||
The True Rules Of Golf - Part 3 of 4 - Non chalant putts count the same as chalant putts. - The shortest distance beween ...
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1236 | The True Rules Of Golf - Part 4 of 4 | |||||
wjoker |
2018-11-23 | 545 | ||||
The True Rules Of Golf - Part 4 of 4 - There are two things you can learn by stopping your backswing at the top and che...
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1235 | First Prize | |||||
wjoker |
2018-12-12 | 545 | ||||
First Prize Earl won first prize at a Father's Day tournament which was an envelope. When he opened the envelope, he wa...
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1234 | Heart Attack | |||||
wjoker |
2018-12-12 | 545 | ||||
Heart Attack A husband and wife were playing on the ninth green when she collapsed from a heart attack. "Please dear, I ne...
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1233 | ATHLETICS - The sister spoke admiringly to the collegian | |||||
wjoker |
2019-01-02 | 545 | ||||
ATHLETICS - The sister spoke admiringly to the collegian The sister spoke admiringly to the collegian who was calling on her...
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