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The True Rules Of Golf - Part 3 of 4 - Non chalant putts count the same as chalant putts. - The shortest distance beween any two points on a golf course is a straight line that passes directly through the center of a very large tree. - There are two kinds of bounces: unfair bounces, and bounces just the way you meant to play it. - You can hit a 2-acre fairway 10% of the time, and a 2-inch branch 90% of the time. - Every time a golfer makes a birdie, he must subsequently make two triple bogeys to restore the fundamental equilibrium of the universe. - If you want to hit a 7-iron as far as Tiger Woods does, simply try to lay up just short of a water hazard. - To calculate the speed of a player's downswing, multiply the speed of his backswing by his handicap. Example: backswing 20 mph, handicap 15, downswing 600 mph. |
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