3 kernels of corn and $15  Ref. : 49      


A fellow is looking for something in his wife's jewelry box.

He finds an envelope containing 3 kernels of corn and $15.

Curious, he calls to his wife,

"Honey, what are these kernels of corn doing in this envelope in your jewelry box?".

His wife replies,

"Well, Dear, I haven't always been faithful to you. To remind me of the commitment I made when we said our marriage vows, I put a kernel of corn in that envelope every time I've been unfaithful.".

The husband finds his wife's efforts at staying faithful touching and says he forgives her.

"But what about the fifteen dollars?", he asks.

"Well," she explains,

"when corn gets to five dollars a bushel, I sell it!".  

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