136 - 1998년10월22일(목요일) 18:1:24

Short Clinton jokes #1

They called off the investigation of President Clinton due to a lack of evidence.
Turns out he didn't tell her to lie, he told her to kneel.

Only Clinton can take our mind off a sex scandal with another sex scandal.

What's the difference between Monica Lewinsky and the rest of us?
When we want some dick in the White House, we just vote.

To which preacher did Bill go for advice?
Oral Roberts

How does Hillary feel?
She may be the FIRST LADY, but she won't be the LAST!

New souvenir wardrobe:
I was a White House intern and all I got was this stain on my T-Shirt.

Bill's just proven there's one job he wants more than being President.

Why doesn't Monica eat bananas?
She can't find the zipper.

How did Bill reply regarding questions of "coaching" Monica's testimony?
"It wasn't words that I put in her mouth."

What do Bill and Ross Perot have in common?
They both heard a giant sucking sound!

President Clinton said to Monica,
"I didn't tell you to lie in the deposition. I told you to lie in THAT position!"

Bill Clinton's favorite pick-up line:
"I'd love to meat you in the Oval Office."

In a surprise interview,
Monica was asked about the details of her late night meetings with the President.
"I can't remember the details," she said,
"but I know the answer is on the tip of my tongue!"

How do you know Bill Clinton is done having sex?
When you have to wipe the "White-Water" off your blouse.

Did Monica like her job at the Pentagon?
The work was OK, but the benefits sucked.

If the job was so boring, why didn't she quit?
She didn't want to blow another opportunity.

It's easy to see why Monica Lewinsky got a job at the Pentagon.
She was always sucking up to the Commander in Chief.

Who were Monica Lewinsky's favorite military personnel when she worked at the Pentagon?
Seamen.