3 daughters ... marriage life
    
         A mother had three daughters and, on their wedding, she tells
        each one of them to write back about their marriage life.

        To avoid possible embarrassment to their new husbands by openly
        discussing their love lives, the mother and daughters agree to using
        newspaper advertisements as a "code" to let the mother know how their
        love lives are going.

        The first one gets married and the second day the letter arrives
        with a single message, simply: "MAXWELL COFFEE HOUSE"

        Mother got the newspaper and checked the Maxwell Coffee House
        advertisement, and it says:

        "Satisfaction to the last drop..." So, Mother is happy.

        Then the second daughter gets married. After a week, there was a
        message that reads: "ROTHMAN'S MATTRESSES
        So, the Mother looks at the Rothman's Mattresses ad, and it says:
        "FULL SIZE, KING SIZE" And Mother is happy.
        
        Then it was the third one's wedding. Mother was anxious. After four
        weeks came the message:

        "BRITISH AIRWAYS"

        And mother looks into the British Airways ad, but this time she
        fainted. The ad reads:
      
       "THREE TIMES A DAY, SEVEN DAYS A WEEK , BOTH WAYS."