Kid's instructions on life  

Never trust a dog to watch your food.
Patrick, Age 10

When you want something expensive, ask your grandparents.
Matthew, Age 12

Wear a hat when feeding seagulls.
Rocky, Age 9

Don't flush the toilet when your dad's in the shower.
Lamar, Age 10

Don't ever be too full for dessert.
Kelly, Age 10

When your dad is mad and asks you, "Do I look stupid?" don't
answer him.
Heather, Age 16

When you get a bad grade in school, show it to your mom when
she's on the phone.
Alyesha, Age 13

Never tell your little brother that you're not going to do
what your mom told you to do.
Hank, Age 12

Listen to your brain. It has lots of information.
Chelsey, Age 7

Never dare your little brother to paint the family car.
Phillip, Age 13

Forget the cake, go for the icing.
Cynthia, Age 8  


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