Two deaf men were talking on their coffee break about being out late
      the night before.

      The first man signed to his friend, "My wife was asleep when I got
      home, so I was able to sneak into bed, and not get into trouble."

      The second deaf man signed back, "Boy you're lucky. My wife was wide
      awake, waiting for me in bed, and she started swearing at me and
      giving me heck for being out so late."

      The first deaf man asked, "So, what did you do?"

      The second deaf man signed, "I turned out the light!"