A woman enters a gambling casino

      It's 8:00 AM at a gambling casino. Two bored dealers are waiting
      around for someone to walk up and try their luck at the craps
      table. A very attractive lady comes in and wants to bet
      twenty-thousand dollars on a single roll of the dice. The dealers
      agree.

      She says, "I hope you don't mind, but I feel much luckier when
      I'm bottomless."

      With that she strips naked from the waist down, and rolls the
      dice while yelling, "Momma needs a new pair of pants!"

      She then begins jumping up and down and hugging each of the
      dealers. "YES! I WIN! I WIN!" With that she picks up her money
      and clothes and quickly leaves.

      The dealers just stare at each other dumbfounded. Finally one of
      them asks, "What did she roll anyway?"

      The other answers, "I don't know. I thought YOU were watching the
      dice!"


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