A married man fools around with his  wife

A married man had a sweet young thing of a secretary and decided to take her
to dinner. He called his wife to tell her that he had to "work late" and she
said, "no problem."
  
After dinner they went back to her apartment and had mad sex for hours. On
the way home he noticed a huge hickey on
his neck. He fell into a state of panic. What was he going to tell his wife?
  
He walked in the door and was greeted by his excited and happy dog.
Inspired, he fell to the floor and pretended to fight off the affectionate
dog.
  
Holding his neck with one hand he walked into the living room and
exclaimed," Honey! Look at what the dog did to my
neck!"
  
His wife jumped up, ripped open her blouse and said, "That's nothing, look
at what he did to my tits!"


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