OLD IS WHEN ........
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"OLD" IS WHEN.....
Your sweetie says, "Let's go upstairs and make love,"
and you answer, "Honey, I can't do both!"

"OLD" IS WHEN.....
Your friends compliment you on your new alligator shoes
and you're barefoot.

"OLD" IS WHEN.....
A sexy babe catches your fancy and your pacemaker opens
the garage door.

"OLD" IS WHEN.....
Going bra-less pulls all the wrinkles out of your face.

"OLD" IS WHEN.....
You don't care where your spouse goes, just as long as
you don't have to go along.

"OLD" IS WHEN.....
When you are cautioned to slow down by the doctor
instead of by the police.

"OLD" IS WHEN.....
"Getting a little action" means I don't need to take
any fiber today.

"OLD" IS WHEN.....
"Getting lucky" means you find your car in the parking
lot.

"OLD" IS WHEN.....
An "all-nighter" means not getting up to pee.