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"Camping Tips" ============= You can compress the diameter of your rolled up sleeping bag by running over it with your car. Take this simple test to see if you qualify for solo camping. Shine a flashlight into one ear. If the beam shines out the other ear, do not go into the woods alone. A two-man pup tent does not include two men or a pup. A potato baked in the coals for one hour makes an excellent side dish. A potato baked in the coals for three hours makes an excellent hockey puck. You can start a fire without matches by eating Mexican food, then breathing on a pile of dry sticks. In emergency situations, you can survive in the wilderness by shooting small game with a slingshot made from the elastic waistband of your underwear. The guitar of the noisy teenager at the next campsite makes excellent kindling. A large carp can be used for a pillow. Check the washing instructions before purchasing any apparel to be warn camping. Buy only those that read "Beat on a rock in stream." The sight of a bald eagle has thrilled campers for generations. The sight of a bald man, however, does absolutely nothing for the eagle. It's entirely possible to spend your whole vacation on a winding mountain road behind a large motor home. Effective January 1, 2001, you will actually have to enlist in the Swiss Army to get a Swiss Army Knife. Bear bells provide an element of safety for hikers in grizzly country. The tricky part is getting them on the bears. In an emergency, a drawstring from a parka hood can be used to strangle a snoring tent mate. |
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