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FATAL THINGS TO SAY IF YOUR WIFE IS PREGNANT =================================================== "I finished the Oreos." "Not to imply anything, but I don't think the kid weighs forty pounds." "Y'know, looking at her, you'd never guess that Pamela Lee had a baby..!!" "I sure hope your thighs aren't gonna stay that flabby forever!" "Well, couldn't they induce labor? The 25th is the Super Bowl." "Darned if you ain't about five pounds away from a surprise visit from that Richard Simmons fella." "Whoa! For a minute there, I thought I woke up next to Willard Scott!" "Are your ankles supposed to look like that?" "Get your *own* ice cream." "Geez, you're awfully puffy looking today." "Got milk ?" "Maybe we should name the baby after my secretary, Tawney." "You don't have the guts to pull the trigger........." |
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