Taliban Q & A

Q: Why does Osama always carry a rock in his pocket?
A: It's his photo ID

Q: How do you play Taliban bingo?
A: B-52...F-16...B-1...

Q: What is the Taliban's national bird?
A: Duck

Q: How is Bin Laden like Fred Flintstone?
A: Both may look out their windows and see Rubble.

Q: Why does the Iraqi Navy have glass bottom boats?
A: So they can see their Air Force.

Q: What does Osama bin laden and General Custer have in common?
A: They both want to know where those Tomahawks are coming from!

Q: What's the difference between the Taliban and a bucket of mud?
A: The bucket

Q: What's the five day forecast for Afghanistan?
A: Two days.

Q: What do Bin Laden and Hiroshima have in common?  
A: Nothing, yet.


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