A 70 yr old man goes for his annual physical.

70-year old George went for his annual physical.
All of his tests came back with normal results.

Dr. Smith said, "George, everything looks great
physically. How are you doing mentally and emotionally?
Are you at peace with yourself, and do you have a good
relationship with God?"

George replied, "God and me are tight. He knows
I have poor eyesight, so he's fixed it so that when I get up
in the middle of the night to go to the bathroom *poof* the
light goes on, when I'm done *poof* the light goes off."

"Wow!" commented Dr. Smith, "That's incredible!"

A little later in the day Dr. Smith called George's wife.
"Ethel," he said, "George is doing fine. Physically he's
great. But, I had to call because I'm in awe of his
relationship with God. Is it true that he gets up during
the night and *poof* the light goes on in the bathroom,
and then when he is through *poof* the light goes off?"

Ethel exclaimed, "Oh, my God! He's peeing in the
refrigerator again!"