A blonde went into a
world wide message center to send a message to her mother overseas. When
the man told her it would cost $300 she exclaimed, "I don't have that kind
of money!! But I would do ANYTHING to get a message to my mother overseas!"
The man arched an eyebrow.
"Anything?"
"Yes, anything" the
blonde promised.
With that, the man
said, "Follow me" He walked into the next room and ordered, "Come in and
close the door"
She did. He then said,
"Get on your knees" She did. Then he said, "Take down my zipper" She did.
He said, "Go ahead...take it out" She took it out and grabbed hold
of it with both hands.
The man closed his
eyes and whispered, "Well....go ahead!"
The blonde slowly brought
her lips closer, and while holding it close to her lips she said loudly,
"HELLO.....MOM???"