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APPRECIATION The distinguished actor had a large photograph of Wordsworth prominently displayed in his dressing-room. A friend regarded the picture with some surprise, and remarked: "I see you are an admirer of Wordsworth." "Who's Wordsworth?" demanded the actor. "Why, that's his picture," was the answer, as the friend pointed. "That's Wordsworth, the poet." The actor regarded the photograph with a new interest. "Is that old file a poet?" he exclaimed in astonishment. "I got him for a study in wrinkles." - JOKES FOR ALL OCCASIONS |
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2019-01-12 | 3330 | |||
1262 | BAPTISM - On the way to the baptism | |||||
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2019-01-09 | 517 | ||||
BAPTISM - On the way to the baptism On the way to the baptism, the baby somehow loosened the stopper of his bottle, wit...
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1261 | IDIOMS - The foreigner, who prided himself on his mastery | |||||
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2019-01-19 | 517 | ||||
IDIOMS - The foreigner, who prided himself on his mastery The foreigner, who prided himself on his mastery of colloquial e...
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1260 | BEGINNERS - A woman visitor to the city entered a taxicab | |||||
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2019-01-19 | 518 | ||||
BEGINNERS - A woman visitor to the city entered a taxicab A woman visitor to the city entered a taxicab. No sooner ...
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1259 | Absentmindedness - The inventor | |||||
wjoker |
2018-11-06 | 519 | ||||
Absentmindedness - The inventor The absentminded inventor perfected a parachute device. He was taken up in a balloon to m...
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1258 | Kidnapping | |||||
wjoker |
2019-01-12 | 519 | ||||
Kidnapping There was this blonde who needed money badly. She
then decides to kidnap a little boy. She finds a boy then...
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1257 | A blonde was complaining to her friend about constantly being called a dumb blonde. | |||||
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2019-01-15 | 519 | ||||
A blonde was complaining to her friend about constantly being called a dumb blonde. Her friend tells her "go do something ...
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1256 | Finally! - A Blonde GUY Joke: | |||||
wjoker |
2019-01-19 | 519 | ||||
Finally! - A Blonde GUY Joke: A blonde guy gets home early from work and hears strange noises coming from the bedroom. He r...
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1255 | Absentmindedness - The most clergymen | |||||
wjoker |
2018-11-20 | 520 | ||||
Absentmindedness - The most clergymen The most absent-minded of clergymen was a Methodist minister who served several churches e...
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1254 | IMPATIENCE - An acquaintance encountered in the village | |||||
wjoker |
2019-01-19 | 520 | ||||
IMPATIENCE - An acquaintance encountered in the village An acquaintance encountered in the village inquired of Farmer Jo...
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APPRECIATION - The distinguished actor | ||||||
wjoker |
2019-01-02 | 520 | ||||
APPRECIATION The distinguished actor had a large photograph of Wordsworth prominently displayed in his dressing-room. A fri...
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1252 | BAIT - A gentleman strolling alongside a canal | |||||
wjoker |
2019-01-07 | 521 | ||||
BAIT - A gentleman strolling alongside a canal A gentleman strolling alongside a canal observed an old negro and a colored b...
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1251 | BAPTISM - The aged negro clergyman | |||||
wjoker |
2019-01-12 | 521 | ||||
BAPTISM - The aged negro clergyman The aged negro clergyman announced solemnly from the pulpit: "Next Sabbath, dar will be ...
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1250 | There's a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead traveling through the desert | |||||
wjoker |
2019-01-15 | 521 | ||||
There's a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead traveling through the desert when their car suddenly stalls. They all get out of...
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1249 | IDENTITY - The paying teller told mournfully of his experience | |||||
wjoker |
2019-01-19 | 521 | ||||
IDENTITY - The paying teller told mournfully of his experience The paying teller told mournfully of his experience with ...
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1248 | ILLUSTRATION - Pat was set to work with the circular saw | |||||
wjoker |
2019-01-19 | 521 | ||||
ILLUSTRATION - Pat was set to work with the circular saw Pat was set to work with the circular saw during his first day at...
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1247 | How to Fix a Dent in Your Car | |||||
wjoker |
2019-01-28 | 521 | ||||
How to Fix a Dent in
Your Car
A blonde was driving
home and got caught in a really bad hailstorm. Her car was covered
with ...
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1246 | Absentmindedness - The professor | |||||
wjoker |
2018-11-06 | 522 | ||||
Absentmindedness - The professor The professor, who was famous for the wool-gathering of his wits, returned home, and had his ...
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1245 | APPETITE - Daniel Webster was the guest | |||||
wjoker |
2019-01-02 | 522 | ||||
APPETITE - Daniel Webster was the guest Daniel Webster was the guest at dinner of a solicitous hostess who insisted rather ...
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1244 | A True Blonde Story | |||||
wjoker |
2019-01-12 | 522 | ||||
A True Blonde Story If she had killed
herself, she'd be a shoo-in for the Darwin Award (might be a problem in the gen...
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1243 | I brought our three young sons to an upscale restaurant for the first time | |||||
wjoker |
2019-01-15 | 522 | ||||
I was nervous the night my husband and I brought our three young sons to an upscale restaurant for the first time. My husband...
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1242 | HUNTING - An amateur sportsman spent the day with dog and gun | |||||
wjoker |
2019-01-19 | 522 | ||||
HUNTING - An amateur sportsman spent the day with dog and gun An amateur sportsman spent the day with dog and gun, but brou...
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1241 | A guy took a blonde out on a date. | |||||
wjoker |
2019-01-19 | 522 | ||||
A guy took a blonde out on a date. Eventually they ended up parked at a "lovers point" where they started making out. After ...
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1240 | Absentmindedness - The clergyman | |||||
wjoker |
2018-11-20 | 523 | ||||
Absentmindedness - The clergyman The clergyman, absorbed in thinking out a sermon, rounded a turn in the path and bumped int...
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1239 | The True Rules Of Golf - Part 4 of 4 | |||||
wjoker |
2018-11-23 | 523 | ||||
The True Rules Of Golf - Part 4 of 4 - There are two things you can learn by stopping your backswing at the top and che...
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1238 | Back It Up | |||||
wjoker |
2018-12-12 | 523 | ||||
Back It Up Arnold Palmer is playing in a big tournament and comes to a 235 yard par-3. After some deliberation, he takes out...
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1237 | ART - The Yankee tourist | |||||
wjoker |
2019-01-07 | 523 | ||||
ART - The Yankee tourist The Yankee tourist described glowingly the statue of a beautiful woman which he had seen in an art...
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1236 | BASEBALL - The teacher directed the class to write | |||||
wjoker |
2019-01-09 | 523 | ||||
BASEBALL - The teacher directed the class to write The teacher directed the class to write a brief account of a baseball...
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1235 | The Blonde and the Shepard | |||||
wjoker |
2019-01-12 | 523 | ||||
The Blonde and the Shepard Once upon a time, a blonde became so
sick of hearing blonde jokes that she had her hair cut ...
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1234 | BAPTISTS - The old colored man | |||||
wjoker |
2019-01-12 | 523 | ||||
BAPTISTS - The old colored man The old colored man left the Methodist Church and joined the Baptist. Soon afterward, h...
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1233 | BEER - The new soda clerk was a mystery | |||||
wjoker |
2019-01-15 | 523 | ||||
BEER - The new soda clerk was a mystery The new soda clerk was a mystery, until he himself revealed his shameful past quite un...
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