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BEARS - The old trapper was chased by a grizzly The old trapper was chased by a grizzly. When he had thrown away everything he carried, and found, nevertheless, that the bear was gaining rapidly, he determined to make a stand. As he came into a small clearing, he faced about with his back to a stump, and got out and opened his clasp-knife. The bear halted a rod away, and sat on its haunches, surveying its victim gloatingly. The trapper, though not usually given to praying, now improved the interval to offer a petition. "O God," he said aloud, with his eyes on the bear, "if you're on my side, let my knife git 'im quick in 'is vitals, an' if you're on 'is side, let 'im finish me fust off. But, O God, if you're nootral, you jist sit thar on that stump, an' you'll see the darndest bear fight you ever hearn tell on!" - JOKES FOR ALL OCCASIONS |
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2019-01-19 | 528 | ||||
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1260 | Back It Up | |||||
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1259 | There's a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead traveling through the desert | |||||
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2019-01-15 | 529 | ||||
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2019-01-19 | 529 | ||||
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1257 | Absentmindedness - The professor | |||||
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2018-11-06 | 530 | ||||
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1256 | Absentmindedness - The most clergymen | |||||
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2018-11-20 | 530 | ||||
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1255 | APPRECIATION - The distinguished actor | |||||
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2019-01-02 | 530 | ||||
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1254 | BAPTISM - On the way to the baptism | |||||
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2019-01-09 | 530 | ||||
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1253 | A True Blonde Story | |||||
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2019-01-12 | 530 | ||||
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1252 | A blonde was complaining to her friend about constantly being called a dumb blonde. | |||||
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2019-01-15 | 530 | ||||
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1251 | I brought our three young sons to an upscale restaurant for the first time | |||||
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2019-01-15 | 530 | ||||
I was nervous the night my husband and I brought our three young sons to an upscale restaurant for the first time. My husband...
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1250 | BEER - The new soda clerk was a mystery | |||||
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2019-01-15 | 530 | ||||
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1249 | ATHLETICS - The sister spoke admiringly to the collegian | |||||
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2019-01-02 | 531 | ||||
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1248 | ART - The Yankee tourist | |||||
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2019-01-07 | 531 | ||||
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1247 | ART - does your husband snore? | |||||
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2019-01-09 | 531 | ||||
ART - does your husband snore? "Tell me, does your husband snore?" "Oh, yes, indeed?so delightfully." "What?" "Yes, really?he's s...
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1246 | The Blonde and the Shepard | |||||
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2019-01-12 | 531 | ||||
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1245 | The True Rules Of Golf - Part 4 of 4 | |||||
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2018-11-23 | 532 | ||||
The True Rules Of Golf - Part 4 of 4 - There are two things you can learn by stopping your backswing at the top and che...
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1244 | After golf he attended his great, great grandson's wedding. | |||||
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2018-11-28 | 532 | ||||
Grand Advice Great Grandfather had been playing golf whenever possible for over 78 years. Today had been no exception, h...
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1243 | APPETITE - Daniel Webster was the guest | |||||
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2019-01-02 | 532 | ||||
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1242 | Kidnapping | |||||
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2019-01-12 | 532 | ||||
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1241 | BAPTISTS - The old colored man | |||||
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2019-01-12 | 532 | ||||
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1240 | A blonde was driving down the highway to Disneyland | |||||
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2019-01-15 | 532 | ||||
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1239 | The blonde reported for her university final examination | |||||
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2019-01-15 | 532 | ||||
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1238 | Absentmindedness - The inventor | |||||
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2018-11-06 | 533 | ||||
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1237 | Absentmindedness - The clergyman | |||||
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2018-11-20 | 533 | ||||
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1236 | ART - An American tourist and his wife | |||||
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2019-01-02 | 533 | ||||
ART - An American tourist and his wife An American tourist and his wife, after their return from abroad, were telling o...
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1235 | AUTHORS - A woman lion-hunter | |||||
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2019-01-07 | 533 | ||||
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1234 | BABIES - The visiting Englishman | |||||
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2019-01-09 | 533 | ||||
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1233 | BATTLE - Teacher N Pupil | |||||
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2019-01-09 | 533 | ||||
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