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ILLUSTRATION - Pat was set to work with the circular saw Pat was set to work with the circular saw during his first day at the saw mill. The foreman gave careful instructions how to guard against injury, but no sooner was his back turned than he heard a howl from the novice, and, on turning, he saw that Pat had already lost a finger. "Now, how did that happen?" the foreman demanded. "Sure," was the explanation, "I was jist doin' like this when,?bejabers, there's another gone!" - JOKES FOR ALL OCCASIONS |
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E-Jokes Theme | wjoker |
2019-01-12 | 3289 | |||
1262 | BAPTISM - On the way to the baptism | |||||
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2019-01-09 | 506 | ||||
BAPTISM - On the way to the baptism On the way to the baptism, the baby somehow loosened the stopper of his bottle, wit...
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1261 | APPETITE - Daniel Webster was the guest | |||||
wjoker |
2019-01-02 | 507 | ||||
APPETITE - Daniel Webster was the guest Daniel Webster was the guest at dinner of a solicitous hostess who insisted rather ...
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1260 | The Blonde and the Shepard | |||||
wjoker |
2019-01-12 | 508 | ||||
The Blonde and the Shepard Once upon a time, a blonde became so
sick of hearing blonde jokes that she had her hair cut ...
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1259 | BEGINNERS - A woman visitor to the city entered a taxicab | |||||
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2019-01-19 | 508 | ||||
BEGINNERS - A woman visitor to the city entered a taxicab A woman visitor to the city entered a taxicab. No sooner ...
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1258 | ART - An American tourist and his wife | |||||
wjoker |
2019-01-02 | 509 | ||||
ART - An American tourist and his wife An American tourist and his wife, after their return from abroad, were telling o...
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1257 | There's a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead traveling through the desert | |||||
wjoker |
2019-01-15 | 509 | ||||
There's a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead traveling through the desert when their car suddenly stalls. They all get out of...
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1256 | IDENTITY - The paying teller told mournfully of his experience | |||||
wjoker |
2019-01-19 | 509 | ||||
IDENTITY - The paying teller told mournfully of his experience The paying teller told mournfully of his experience with ...
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1255 | IDIOMS - The foreigner, who prided himself on his mastery | |||||
wjoker |
2019-01-19 | 509 | ||||
IDIOMS - The foreigner, who prided himself on his mastery The foreigner, who prided himself on his mastery of colloquial e...
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ILLUSTRATION - Pat was set to work with the circular saw | ||||||
wjoker |
2019-01-19 | 508 | ||||
ILLUSTRATION - Pat was set to work with the circular saw Pat was set to work with the circular saw during his first day at...
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1253 | IMPATIENCE - An acquaintance encountered in the village | |||||
wjoker |
2019-01-19 | 509 | ||||
IMPATIENCE - An acquaintance encountered in the village An acquaintance encountered in the village inquired of Farmer Jo...
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1252 | The True Rules Of Golf - Part 1 of 4 | |||||
wjoker |
2018-11-23 | 510 | ||||
The True Rules Of Golf - Part 1 of 4 - The game of golf is 90% mental and 10% mental. - If you want to get better at go...
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1251 | APPETITE - after Thanksgiving Day | |||||
wjoker |
2019-01-07 | 510 | ||||
APPETITE - after Thanksgiving Day It was shortly after Thanksgiving Day that someone asked the little boy to define the wor...
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1250 | BASEBALL - The teacher directed the class to write | |||||
wjoker |
2019-01-09 | 510 | ||||
BASEBALL - The teacher directed the class to write The teacher directed the class to write a brief account of a baseball...
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1249 | BABIES - The teacher | |||||
wjoker |
2019-01-12 | 510 | ||||
BABIES - The teacher The teacher had explained to the class that the Indian women are called squaws. Then she asked what ...
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1248 | A blonde was complaining to her friend about constantly being called a dumb blonde. | |||||
wjoker |
2019-01-15 | 510 | ||||
A blonde was complaining to her friend about constantly being called a dumb blonde. Her friend tells her "go do something ...
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1247 | BEGGARS - The cultured maid servant | |||||
wjoker |
2019-01-19 | 510 | ||||
BEGGARS - The cultured maid servant The cultured maid servant announced to her mistress, wife of the profiteer: "If you ple...
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1246 | Absentmindedness - The inventor | |||||
wjoker |
2018-11-06 | 511 | ||||
Absentmindedness - The inventor The absentminded inventor perfected a parachute device. He was taken up in a balloon to m...
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1245 | Absentmindedness - The professor | |||||
wjoker |
2018-11-06 | 511 | ||||
Absentmindedness - The professor The professor, who was famous for the wool-gathering of his wits, returned home, and had his ...
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1244 | Absentmindedness - The most clergymen | |||||
wjoker |
2018-11-20 | 511 | ||||
Absentmindedness - The most clergymen The most absent-minded of clergymen was a Methodist minister who served several churches e...
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1243 | After golf he attended his great, great grandson's wedding. | |||||
cyber |
2018-11-28 | 511 | ||||
Grand Advice Great Grandfather had been playing golf whenever possible for over 78 years. Today had been no exception, h...
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1242 | Back It Up | |||||
wjoker |
2018-12-12 | 511 | ||||
Back It Up Arnold Palmer is playing in a big tournament and comes to a 235 yard par-3. After some deliberation, he takes out...
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1241 | APPRECIATION - The distinguished actor | |||||
wjoker |
2019-01-02 | 511 | ||||
APPRECIATION The distinguished actor had a large photograph of Wordsworth prominently displayed in his dressing-room. A fri...
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1240 | BAIT - A gentleman strolling alongside a canal | |||||
wjoker |
2019-01-07 | 511 | ||||
BAIT - A gentleman strolling alongside a canal A gentleman strolling alongside a canal observed an old negro and a colored b...
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1239 | BEER - The father of a school boy in New York City | |||||
wjoker |
2019-01-09 | 511 | ||||
BEER - The father of a school boy in New York City The father of a school boy in New York City wrote to the boy's ...
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1238 | A True Blonde Story | |||||
wjoker |
2019-01-12 | 511 | ||||
A True Blonde Story If she had killed
herself, she'd be a shoo-in for the Darwin Award (might be a problem in the gen...
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1237 | I brought our three young sons to an upscale restaurant for the first time | |||||
wjoker |
2019-01-15 | 511 | ||||
I was nervous the night my husband and I brought our three young sons to an upscale restaurant for the first time. My husband...
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1236 | A guy took a blonde out on a date. | |||||
wjoker |
2019-01-19 | 511 | ||||
A guy took a blonde out on a date. Eventually they ended up parked at a "lovers point" where they started making out. After ...
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1235 | Finally! - A Blonde GUY Joke: | |||||
wjoker |
2019-01-19 | 511 | ||||
Finally! - A Blonde GUY Joke: A blonde guy gets home early from work and hears strange noises coming from the bedroom. He r...
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1234 | TOP 10 Signs Your Caddie Wants You To Lose | |||||
wjoker |
2018-11-11 | 512 | ||||
TOP 10 SIGNS YOUR CADDIE WANTS YOU TO LOSE 1. Your new titanium driver is slathered with bacon drippings and stick-...
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1233 | ARGUMENT | |||||
wjoker |
2019-01-02 | 512 | ||||
ARGUMENT "Yes, ma'am," the old salt confided to the inquisitive lady, "I fell over the side of the ship, and a shark he c...
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