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A blonde was driving home and got caught in a really bad hailstorm. Her car was covered with dents, so the next day she took it to the repair shop. The shop owner saw that she was a blonde and decided to have some fun. He told her just to go home and blow into the tail pipe really hard and all the dents would pop out.
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1262 | BAPTISM - On the way to the baptism | |||||
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2019-01-09 | 513 | ||||
BAPTISM - On the way to the baptism On the way to the baptism, the baby somehow loosened the stopper of his bottle, wit...
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1261 | A blonde was complaining to her friend about constantly being called a dumb blonde. | |||||
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2019-01-15 | 514 | ||||
A blonde was complaining to her friend about constantly being called a dumb blonde. Her friend tells her "go do something ...
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1260 | IDIOMS - The foreigner, who prided himself on his mastery | |||||
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2019-01-19 | 514 | ||||
IDIOMS - The foreigner, who prided himself on his mastery The foreigner, who prided himself on his mastery of colloquial e...
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1259 | Finally! - A Blonde GUY Joke: | |||||
wjoker |
2019-01-19 | 514 | ||||
Finally! - A Blonde GUY Joke: A blonde guy gets home early from work and hears strange noises coming from the bedroom. He r...
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1258 | Absentmindedness - The inventor | |||||
wjoker |
2018-11-06 | 515 | ||||
Absentmindedness - The inventor The absentminded inventor perfected a parachute device. He was taken up in a balloon to m...
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1257 | Absentmindedness - The professor | |||||
wjoker |
2018-11-06 | 515 | ||||
Absentmindedness - The professor The professor, who was famous for the wool-gathering of his wits, returned home, and had his ...
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1256 | BAIT - A gentleman strolling alongside a canal | |||||
wjoker |
2019-01-07 | 515 | ||||
BAIT - A gentleman strolling alongside a canal A gentleman strolling alongside a canal observed an old negro and a colored b...
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1255 | BEGINNERS - A woman visitor to the city entered a taxicab | |||||
wjoker |
2019-01-19 | 515 | ||||
BEGINNERS - A woman visitor to the city entered a taxicab A woman visitor to the city entered a taxicab. No sooner ...
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1254 | Absentmindedness - The most clergymen | |||||
wjoker |
2018-11-20 | 516 | ||||
Absentmindedness - The most clergymen The most absent-minded of clergymen was a Methodist minister who served several churches e...
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1253 | Back It Up | |||||
wjoker |
2018-12-12 | 516 | ||||
Back It Up Arnold Palmer is playing in a big tournament and comes to a 235 yard par-3. After some deliberation, he takes out...
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1252 | APPETITE - Daniel Webster was the guest | |||||
wjoker |
2019-01-02 | 516 | ||||
APPETITE - Daniel Webster was the guest Daniel Webster was the guest at dinner of a solicitous hostess who insisted rather ...
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1251 | APPRECIATION - The distinguished actor | |||||
wjoker |
2019-01-02 | 516 | ||||
APPRECIATION The distinguished actor had a large photograph of Wordsworth prominently displayed in his dressing-room. A fri...
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1250 | ARGUMENT | |||||
wjoker |
2019-01-02 | 516 | ||||
ARGUMENT "Yes, ma'am," the old salt confided to the inquisitive lady, "I fell over the side of the ship, and a shark he c...
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1249 | BASEBALL - The teacher directed the class to write | |||||
wjoker |
2019-01-09 | 516 | ||||
BASEBALL - The teacher directed the class to write The teacher directed the class to write a brief account of a baseball...
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1248 | The Blonde and the Shepard | |||||
wjoker |
2019-01-12 | 516 | ||||
The Blonde and the Shepard Once upon a time, a blonde became so
sick of hearing blonde jokes that she had her hair cut ...
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1247 | There's a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead traveling through the desert | |||||
wjoker |
2019-01-15 | 516 | ||||
There's a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead traveling through the desert when their car suddenly stalls. They all get out of...
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1246 | ILLUSTRATION - Pat was set to work with the circular saw | |||||
wjoker |
2019-01-19 | 516 | ||||
ILLUSTRATION - Pat was set to work with the circular saw Pat was set to work with the circular saw during his first day at...
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1245 | IMPATIENCE - An acquaintance encountered in the village | |||||
wjoker |
2019-01-19 | 516 | ||||
IMPATIENCE - An acquaintance encountered in the village An acquaintance encountered in the village inquired of Farmer Jo...
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1244 | TOP 10 Signs Your Caddie Wants You To Lose | |||||
wjoker |
2018-11-11 | 517 | ||||
TOP 10 SIGNS YOUR CADDIE WANTS YOU TO LOSE 1. Your new titanium driver is slathered with bacon drippings and stick-...
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1243 | The True Rules Of Golf - Part 1 of 4 | |||||
wjoker |
2018-11-23 | 517 | ||||
The True Rules Of Golf - Part 1 of 4 - The game of golf is 90% mental and 10% mental. - If you want to get better at go...
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1242 | After golf he attended his great, great grandson's wedding. | |||||
cyber |
2018-11-28 | 517 | ||||
Grand Advice Great Grandfather had been playing golf whenever possible for over 78 years. Today had been no exception, h...
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1241 | Kidnapping | |||||
wjoker |
2019-01-12 | 517 | ||||
Kidnapping There was this blonde who needed money badly. She
then decides to kidnap a little boy. She finds a boy then...
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1240 | The blonde reported for her university final examination | |||||
wjoker |
2019-01-15 | 517 | ||||
The blonde reported for her university final examination that consists of "yes/no" type questions. She takes her seat in th...
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1239 | I brought our three young sons to an upscale restaurant for the first time | |||||
wjoker |
2019-01-15 | 517 | ||||
I was nervous the night my husband and I brought our three young sons to an upscale restaurant for the first time. My husband...
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1238 | BEGGARS - The cultured maid servant | |||||
wjoker |
2019-01-19 | 517 | ||||
BEGGARS - The cultured maid servant The cultured maid servant announced to her mistress, wife of the profiteer: "If you ple...
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1237 | IDENTITY - The paying teller told mournfully of his experience | |||||
wjoker |
2019-01-19 | 517 | ||||
IDENTITY - The paying teller told mournfully of his experience The paying teller told mournfully of his experience with ...
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1236 | A guy took a blonde out on a date. | |||||
wjoker |
2019-01-19 | 517 | ||||
A guy took a blonde out on a date. Eventually they ended up parked at a "lovers point" where they started making out. After ...
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1235 | Absentmindedness - The clergyman | |||||
wjoker |
2018-11-20 | 518 | ||||
Absentmindedness - The clergyman The clergyman, absorbed in thinking out a sermon, rounded a turn in the path and bumped int...
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1234 | The True Rules Of Golf - Part 4 of 4 | |||||
wjoker |
2018-11-23 | 518 | ||||
The True Rules Of Golf - Part 4 of 4 - There are two things you can learn by stopping your backswing at the top and che...
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1233 | ART - The Yankee tourist | |||||
wjoker |
2019-01-07 | 518 | ||||
ART - The Yankee tourist The Yankee tourist described glowingly the statue of a beautiful woman which he had seen in an art...
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