A big man takes the bus everyday

             One fine day, a bus driver went to the bus garage,
            started his bus, and drove off along the route. No
            problems for the first few stops - a few people got
            on, a few got off, and things went generally well.

            At the next stop, however, a big hulk of a guy got on.
            Six feet eight, built like a wrestler, arms hanging
            down to the ground. He glared at the driver and said,
            "Big John doesn't pay!" and sat down at the back.

            Oh, did I mention that the driver was five feet three,
            thin, and basically meek? Well, he was. Naturally,
            he didn't argue with Big John, but he wasn't happy
            about it.

            The next day the same thing happened - Big John got
            on again, made a show of refusing to pay, and sat down.
            And the next day, and the one after that, and so forth.
            This grated on the bus driver, who started losing sleep
            over the way Big John was taking advantage of him.

            Finally he could stand it no longer. He signed up for
            body building courses, karate, judo, and all that good
            stuff. By the end of the summer, he had become quite
            strong; what's more, he felt really good about himself.

            So on the next Monday, when Big John once again got
            on the bus and said, "Big John doesn't pay!," the driver
            stood up, glared back at the passenger, and screamed,
            "And why not?!?"

            With a surprised look on his face, Big John replied,
            "Big John has a bus pass."