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      Slogans That Never Quite Caught On
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      Charmin: "Butt... Wipe... Err."

      Microsoft: "How much are you going to pay today?"

      Eggs: "The Incredible Edible Ovum."

      MTV: "Loud and easy to spell."

      Saks 5th Avenue: "You Could Shop Here if You're Poor, But That Would be
      Stupid!"

      Iguana: "The other green meat."

      Penis Enlargement Specialists: "It Don't Mean a Thing If It Ain't Got
      That Swing!"

      Nike: "Just buy the damn shoes, you flabby spineless lump!"

      Daisy Air Rifles: "Keeping kids off your lawn for over forty years."

      Canon Photocopiers: "Quit calling them Xeroxes, dammit!"

      Pepto Bismol: "Squash the Squirts!"

      Trojans: "Just add meat."

      Apple MacIntosh: "Hey, we thought of it first!"

      Radio Shack: "You've got questions, we've got geek losers!"

      Professional Bowling on NBC: "Oh, why don't you just go ahead and kill
      yourself instead?"