An Italian man immigrates to America

An Italian man immigrates to America. He starts sweeping floors in
  a pizzeria, and after 15 years works his way up to owning a small
  chain of pizzerias.

He decides to have his own house designed and built for him. And it
  is going to have everything!

One day he is talking to the contractor and said, "Makea you sure
  you puta plenty da halo statues inna da house. I wanna hava lotsa da
  halo statues. One inna every room, even da bathroom."

The contractor, realizing his client must be a very religious
  person, carefully plans a niche in every room, and personally searches
  for the perfect statue for each niche.

Finally, the house is finished. The Italian man walks through his
  new home for the first time. The contractor points out all the
  features, and finally the Italian man said, "But wherea are alluh my
  halo statues? I wanna lotsa halo statues!"

And the contractor points to the niches and said, "I put a statue
  in every room, like you asked."

The Italian replies, "No, no, no! I donna no wanna nonea da
  Saintas. I wanna da Halo Statues! You knowa da Halo Statues? Deya ring
  anda you picka dem up, anna you say, halo 'stat you?"