A blonde goes on her first camping trip

       Sally, a blonde, goes on her first camping trip. Her husband,who was a
      Scout Leader, was sick so she volunteered to take over for him one
      weekend. So, she got everyone together and assigned different duties to
      each scout.

       Gabby was responsible for the food supplies, Mike would be the
      cook this trip, Johnnie was responsible for their maps and making up a time
      schedule, Tim was to decide on their events, and to fit them into
      Johnnie's schedule and Sally would test all their equipmen tbefore setting
      out.

      They arrived at Big Moose Mountain and everyone was excited. They arrived
      right on schedule and were getting ready for their first event -hiking up
      the mountain. But first, they wanted to get something to eat. So Sally
      asked Mike if he would prepare the meal and, of course, Mike said he
      would.
      About 10 minutes later he came back and told Sally, "I can' tmake the
      supper. I can't light a fire with the matches you brought."

      Sally replied, "I can't understand that. Those matches should be perfectly
      fine. I tested them all just before we left."