An elderly man is dying in bed  

      An elderly man was at home, dying in bed. He smelled the aroma of his
      favorite chocolate chip cookies baking. He wanted one last cookie before he
      died.
      
      He fell out of bed, crawled to the landing, rolled down the stairs, and
      crawled into the kitchen where his wife was busily
      baking cookies. With waning strength he crawled to the table and was just
      barely able to lift his withered arm to the cookie
      sheet.
      
      As he grasped a warm, moist, chocolate chip cookie, his favorite kind, his
      wife suddenly whacked his hand with a spatula.
      
      "Why?" he whispered. "Why did you do that?"
      
      "They're for the funeral."


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