A man picks up a lady at the bar

    Whilst enjoying a drink with a buddy one night, a guy decided to
try his luck with an attractive young girl sitting alone by the bar.

To his surprise, she asked him to join her for a drink and eventually
asked if he'd like to come back to her place. The pair jump into a
taxi and went back to her place.

    Later, the young man pulled out a cigarette from his jeans and
searched for his lighter. Unable to find it, he asked the girl if she
had one at hand.

"There might be some matches in the top drawer," she
replied.

Opening the drawer of the bedside table, he found a box of matches sitting

neatly on top of a framed picture of another man.

Naturally, the guy began to worry.

    "Is this your husband?" he inquired nervously.

    "No, silly," she replied, snuggling up to him.

    "Your boyfriend then?"

    "No, don't be silly," she said, nibbling away at his ear.

    "Well, who is he then?" demanded the bewildered fellow.

    Calmly, the girl took a match, struck it across the side of her
face and replied, "That's me before the operation."


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