Four married guys go golfing  

            Four married guys go golfing. During the 4th
            hole the following conversation took place:

            First Guy: "You have no idea what I had to do
            to be able to come out golfing this weekend. I
            had to promise my wife that I will paint every
            room in the house next weekend."

            Second Guy: "That's nothing, I had to promise
            my wife that I will build her a new deck for the
            pool."

            Third Guy: "Man, you both have it easy! I had
            to promise my wife that I will remodel the
            kitchen for her."

            They continue to play the hole when they
            realized that the fourth guy has not said a
            word. So they ask him, "You haven't said
            anything about what you had to do to be able
            to come golfing this weekend. What's the
            deal?"

            Fourth Guy: "I just set my alarm for 5:30am.
            When it goes off, I shut off my alarm, give
            the wife a nudge and say, 'Golf course or
            intercourse?' and she says, 'Wear
            your sweater.'"