The Top 15 Mafia Valentine's Day Greetings
      

      15. My love for you...
          it came and went.
          So your feet are now
          in wet cement.

      14. I'm here to fulfill
          your fondest wishes --
          Now that your husband
          sleeps with the fishes.

      13. Lie down with me --
          It's my final offa,
          Or you'll be lying
          wit' Jimmy Hoffa.

      12. I picked up this card
          from a slim selection,
          But that's all they offer
          in witness protection.
          Love, J.. Doe

      11. I've waited so long for you to be mine!
          Now that Sinatra's dead, be *my* Valentine.

      10. Be my Valentine... and we can do it execution-style.

      9. Cinderella got her fella,
         with a slipper made of glass.
         So please be mine, Valentine,
         or I'll have to whack your ass.

      8. Violets are blue, roses are red.
         I blew up your car -- So why ain't you dead?

      7. The day we met, my little pet,
         I knew with just one look,
         You'd bear a son, and now that's done,
         So shut your mouth and cook!

      6. Hey, how you doin'?

      5. Youse da greatest.
         Youse da best.
         But you're untouchable
         Like Elliot Ness.

      4. Lust is fleeting,
         True love lingers.
         Be mine always
         And you'll keep your fingers.

      3. Hope da chocolates is good, but y'know,
         dis ain't really what a guy's heart looks like.

      2. Valentine, Dear, lend me a hand,
         So I won't be a self-made man.

         and the Number 1 Mafia Valentine's Day Greeting...

      1. When a goon makes you die,
         cuz you told him goodbye
         -- that's amore!