Mobile Menu, Mobile E-jokes, Cyber World Tour,
글 수 45
2024.4.20 16:23:48
조회 수 : 1154
2004.10.16 (17:36:55)
A collection of jokes ************************************************************* I suffer from asthma. Last week in the middle of an attack I got an obscene phone call. The guy paused in the middle of it and said, "Er... Did I call you, or did you call me?" ************************************************************* While I was attending a Law course, the 'Audi alteram parten' rule was explained to us. Translated it means "To hear the other party" After discussing the subject at great length, the lecturer asked if anyone didn't understand the rule. Responded one man "My Wife" ************************************************************** Taxiing down the tarmac, the jetliner abruptly stopped, turned around and returned to the gate. After an hour long wait, it finally took off. A concerned passenger asked the flight attendant, "What was the problem?" "The pilot was bothered by a noise he heard in the engine," he explained. "It took us awhile to find a new pilot." ************************************************************** Women... There is another scam going on out there. You should send this to any woman you know and care about. I don't normally forward warnings about scams, but this one looks important. If a man comes to your door and says he is conducting a survey and asks you to show him your tits, DO NOT SHOW HIM YOUR TITS. This is a scam. There is NO SURVEY. He is only trying to see your tits. ************************************************************** A grandmother was giving directions to her grown grandson who was coming to visit with his wife: "You come to the front door of the apartment complex. I am in apartment 14T. There is a big panel at the door. With your elbow push button 14T. I will buzz you in. Come inside, the elevator is on the right. Get in, and with your elbow hit 14. When you get out I am on the left. With your elbow, hit my doorbell". "Grandma, that sounds easy, but why am I hitting all these buttons with my elbow"? "You're coming empty handed?" *************************************************************** Dear Stockholder: Records on file in this office indicate that you hold stock in the following companies: American Can Intermountain Natural Gas Western Water Northern Tissue In view of the current market conditions, we advise you to sit tight on your can, hold your water, and let your gas go. Northern Tissue touched new bottoms today and thousands were wiped clean. ****************************************************************** A drunk is sitting on the street curb in front of a bar. A stranger comes buy and asks if he's O.K. The drunk replies by asking, 'Do you know who I am?' The stranger says 'No. Who are you?' The drunk proudly says 'I'm Jesus Christ... and I can prove it! Come with me!' They enter the bar and the bartender looks up and yells 'Jesus Christ! Are you here again?' ******************************************************************* A very unpopular but powerful lawyer died. Two of his "friends" saw the obituary notice and decided to go to his funeral. When they arrived, they found the church very crowded. "My heavens!" said one. "Look at all these people. How do you explain it?" "Well," said the other, "Give people what they want and they will all show up." ******************************************************************** A man walks into his bedroom and sees his wife packing a suitcase. He says, 'What are you doing?' She answers, 'I'm moving to Las Vegas. I heard prostitutes there get paid $400 for doing what I do for you for free.' Later that night on her way out the wife walks into the bedroom and sees her husband packing his suitcase. When she asks him where he's going, he replies, 'I'm going to Vegas too. I want to see you live on $800 a year.' ********************************************************************* A Blond walks into a library and goes to the Librarian at the Counter Blonde:"Yes, I'd like to have a burger and fries.." Librarian :"Oh, Im sorry miss but, this is a Library.." The blonde says in a whispering voice:"Oh...I'd like to have a burger and fries" ********************************************************************* My husband bought me a mood ring the other day. When I'm in a good mood it turns green. When I'm in a bad mood, it leaves a red mark on his forehead. ********************************************************************** |
(*.81.91.127)
번호 | 제목 | 닉네임 | 등록일 | 조회 | 추천 |
---|---|---|---|---|---|
E-Jokes Theme | wjoker |
2019-01-12 | 3322 | ||
45 | A collection of jokes | wjoker |
2004-05-04 | 778 | 3 |
44 | Jokes collection about "men" | wjoker |
2005-08-05 | 781 | 18 |
43 | A collection of jokes | wjoker |
2004-03-24 | 822 | 4 |
42 | A collection of jokes | wjoker |
2005-02-04 | 837 | 5 |
41 | A collection of blonde jokes | wjoker |
2004-07-27 | 902 | 7 |
40 | A collection of Mother-in-law jokes | wjoker |
2004-10-12 | 916 | 4 |
39 | A story about a wholeseller in New York | wjoker |
2005-07-28 | 972 | 11 |
38 | Another collection of jokes | wjoker |
2005-07-28 | 997 | 8 |
37 | Another collection of jokes | wjoker |
2005-02-20 | 1018 | 8 |
36 | A nice collection of small jokes | wjoker |
2004-11-21 | 1019 | 6 |
35 | A joke collection | wjoker |
2004-09-05 | 1057 | 10 |
34 | A collection of jokes | wjoker |
2005-02-17 | 1057 | 9 |
33 | A collection of jokes | wjoker |
2005-02-20 | 1071 | 9 |
32 | A collection of jokes | wjoker |
2004-05-14 | 1074 | 3 |
31 | A collection of jokes | wjoker |
2004-11-07 | 1075 | 7 |
30 | A collection of jokes | wjoker |
2004-09-14 | 1081 | 6 |
29 | Another collection of jokes | wjoker |
2004-06-03 | 1083 | 4 |
28 | Collection of Halloween jokes | wjoker |
2005-11-14 | 1101 | 9 |
A collection of jokes | wjoker |
2004-10-16 | 1154 | 7 | |
26 | A collection of jokes | wjoker |
2004-08-31 | 1156 | 4 |
25 | A collection of jokes | wjoker |
2004-02-15 | 1204 | 8 |
24 | A collection of lawyer jokes | wjoker |
2005-07-03 | 1227 | 6 |
23 | A collection of jokes | wjoker |
2004-03-24 | 1253 | 8 |
22 | A collection of jokes | wjoker |
2005-05-16 | 1258 | 12 |
21 | No.1 collection of marriage jokes | wjoker |
2005-09-02 | 1272 | 10 |
20 | A collection of jokes | wjoker |
2005-08-05 | 1300 | 15 |
19 | A collection of jokes | wjoker |
2004-12-08 | 1376 | 8 |
18 | A collection of jokes | wjoker |
2004-08-27 | 1383 | 8 |
17 | Another collection of jokes | wjoker |
2005-03-12 | 1410 | 12 |
16 | A collection jokes | wjoker |
2004-11-21 | 1413 | 5 |