A story about a wholeseller in New York

A story concerns itself with a wholesaler in New York who sent a letter
to the postmaster of a small mid-western town.

He asked for the name of a honest lawyer who would take a collection case
against a local debtor who had refused to pay for a shipment
of the wholesaler's goods.

He got this reply:

"Dear Sir:

"I am the postmaster of this village and received your letter.

I am also an honest lawyer and ordinarily would be pleased to accept
a case against a local debtor.

In this case, however, I also happen to be the person you sold those crummy goods to.

I received your demand to pay and refused to honor it.

I am also the banker you sent the draft to draw on the merchant,
and I sent that back with a note stating that the merchant had refused to pay.

And if I were not, for the time being, substituting for the pastor
of our local church, I would tell you just where you could stick your claim."  

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