Jokes collection about "men"  

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A recent study found that men preferred to engage in sexual activity

on days that started with the letter "T":

Tuesday
Thursday
Thanksgiving
Today
Tomorrow
Thaturday
Thunday

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WHY MEN GET OUT OF BED . . .

A recent survey was conducted to discover why men get out of bed in
the middle of the night. 5% said it was to get a glass of water, 12% said
it was to go the toilet, 83% said it was to go home.

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THE PERFECT BREAKFAST .. . .as a man sees it...

You're sitting at the table and your son is on the cover of the box of
Wheaties. Your mistress is on the cover of Playboy. And your wife is
on the back of the milk carton.

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FUNERAL

A funeral service is being held for a woman who has just passed away.
At the end of the service the pall bearers are carrying the casket out when
they accidentally bump into a wall, jarring the casket. They hear a faint
moan.
They open the casket and find that the woman is actually alive! She lives for
ten more years, and then finally dies. A ceremony is again held at the
sameplace, and at the end of the ceremony the pall bearers are again carrying
out the casket. As they are walking, the husband cries out, "Watch the wall!"

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