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153 - 1998년11월10일(화요일) 17:47:31 A collection of jokes **************************************************************** A Sunday school teacher asked the children just before she dismissed them to go back to the church, "And why is it necessary to be quiet in church?" Little Johnny jumped up and yelled, "Because people are sleeping!" **************************************************************** A flasher was thinking of retiring, but he decided to stick it out for another year. ---------------------------------------------------------------- Q. Men will brag that there are women waiting by the phone at this very moment for their call. Who are these women? A. Women working at 900 numbers. ----- Q. How is a man like a used car? A. Both are easy to get, cheap and unreliable. ----- Q. Where is the best place in a book store to find a man who is handsome, a good lover, and a stimulating partner? A. In the pages of a romance novel. ----- Q. What do you do with a man who thinks he's God's gift to women? A. Exchange him. ----- Q. Why is the book "Women Who Love Too Much" a disappointment for many men? A. No phone numbers. ----- Q. Why do men like smart women? A. Opposites attract. ******************************************** This guy who was pulled over for running a stop sign. When the cop Checked the man's driver's license, he said, "You're wearing glasses on your ID and you're not now. I'm going to have to give you a ticket for that." The guy said, "Officer, I have contacts." The cop said, "Look, buddy, I don't care who you know, ... I'm giving you a ticket." ********************************************* |
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