A collection of jokes  

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            Why is it that if someone tells you that there
            are 1 billion stars in the universe you will
            believe them, but if they tell you a wall has
            wet paint you will have to touch it to be sure?              

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            She yelled at her husband,
            "You're gonna be really sorry!
            I'm going to LEAVE you!"

            He responded, "Make up your mind!
            Which one is it gonna be?"              

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            A guy walks into his local bordello and picks out a girl.
            They go back to her room and start to discuss prices. She
            says "It's $100 for a blow job, $200 for straight sex, and
            $250 for a Monica."

            "What's a Monica?" he asks.

            "That's where I blow you now and screw you later."
              
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           what time is it in india?
            
            A: 7:11 on the dot!
              
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            My nephew, who has just started the first grade,
            was asked to memorize the Ten Commandments.
            Upon reciting the commandment, "Thou shalt not
            commit adultery," he was asked what this
            commandment meant.

            With absolute seriousness he replied, "That
            means that you shouldn't want to become an adult."
            
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