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A collection of jokes -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Patient : How much to have this tooth extracted? Dentist : $90.00. Patient : $90.00 for just a few minutes of work??? Dentist : I can extract it very very slowly if you like. ********************************************************** A Polish couple is on vacation when they see a sign that says, "Helicopter Tours, $200." The wife says, "Isn't that a lot of money just to look around a helicopter?" ************************************************************ The mother catches her kid masturbating and warns him: "Ben, you're gonna go blind if you keep touching yourself." And the kid answers, "Well, can I just do it, then, until I need glasses?" ************************************************************ A small boy was lost, so he went up to a policeman and said,"I've lost my dad!" The copper said, "What's he like?" The little boy replied, "Beer and women!" ************************************************************ A gal enrolled in nursing school is attending an anatomy class. The subject of the day is involuntary muscles. The instructor, hoping to perk up the students a bit, asks her if she knows what her asshole does when she has an orgasm. "Sure." she says, "He's at home taking care of the kids." ************************************************************* I had been teaching my three-year-old daughter, Caitlin, the Lord's Prayer. For several evenings at bedtime she solo. I listened with pride as she carefully enunciated each word, right up to the end of the prayer. "Lead us not into temptation," she prayed, "but deliver us some e-mail. Amen." ************************************************************* A rabbi said to a precocious six-year-old boy: "So your mother says your prayers for you each night. Very commendable. What does she say?" The little boy replied, "Thank G-d he's in bed!" |
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