A collection of jokes  

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Patient : How much to have this tooth extracted?
Dentist : $90.00.
Patient : $90.00 for just a few minutes of work???
Dentist : I can extract it very very slowly if you like.

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A Polish couple is on vacation when they see a sign that says, "Helicopter
Tours, $200."
    The wife says, "Isn't that a lot of money just to look around a
helicopter?"

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The mother catches her kid masturbating and warns him:

"Ben, you're gonna go blind if you keep touching yourself."

And the kid answers, "Well, can I just do it, then, until I need
glasses?"


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A small boy was lost, so he went up to a policeman and said,"I've lost my
dad!"
  
The copper said, "What's he like?"

The little boy replied, "Beer and women!"


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A gal enrolled in nursing school is attending an anatomy class. The
subject of the day is involuntary muscles.
The instructor, hoping to perk up the students a bit, asks her if she
knows what her asshole does when she has an orgasm.
"Sure." she says, "He's at home taking care of the kids."


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I had been teaching my three-year-old daughter, Caitlin, the Lord's Prayer.
For several evenings at bedtime she
solo. I listened with pride as she carefully enunciated each word, right up
to the end of the prayer.
  
"Lead us not into temptation," she prayed, "but deliver us some e-mail.
Amen."


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A rabbi said to a precocious six-year-old boy:
"So your mother says your prayers for you each
night. Very commendable. What does she say?"
The little boy replied, "Thank G-d he's in bed!"


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