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A collection of jokes ********************************************************************* A little girl asked her mother for a dollar to give to an old lady in the park. Her mother was touched by the child's kindness and gave her the required sum. "There you are, my dear," said the mother. "But, tell me, isn't the lady able to work any more?" "Oh yes," came the reply. "She sells candy." ********************************************************************* "Knock, Knock!" "Who's there?" "Emerson." "Emerson who?" "Emerson nice tits ya got there!" ********************************************************************* blonde calls up the operator..'hello operator can you tell me the time difference between australia and new zealand?' ..operator replies,'sure just a minute' ...blonde says 'thankyou!' and hangs up ******************************************************************** The suave Central American diplomat was talking to the prim and proper Washington hostess. "In my country," he said, "the most popular of all activities is making love." Shocked, the wide eyed hostess said, "Oh!! Isnt that revolting!" "No," the diplomat said. "That's our second favorite activity." ******************************************************************** Lil' Johnny was misbehaving. His mother said, "Johnny, why can't you be good?" Johnny answered, "I'll be good for a quarter." "Why son, when I was YOUR age, I was good for nothing!" ******************************************************************** A secretary, out with appendicitis, was being visited by a co-worker in the hospital. "How are things at the Office going, Claudia?" she asked. "Well, they're all sharing your work. Jody is making the coffee, Louise is reading all your magazines, and Sharon is making it with the Boss." ******************************************************************** One day Little Susie got her "monthly bleeding" for the first time in her life. Having failed to understand what was going on and being really frightened, she decided to share her trouble with little Johnny. Having found Johnny she told and showed him what her problem was. Johnny's face grew serious and he said, "You know, I'm not a doctor, but it looks like someone just ripped your balls off!" ********************************************************************** |
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