A leprechaun is sitting in a bar

    A leprechaun was sitting in a bar, pounding back beers. After half
a dozen drinks, he walked over to a guy sitting at a table, and tapped
him on the shoulder. The guy turned around and "Pshhhhhhh!" The
leprechaun spits a huge load in his face. The guy figured that the
leprechaun was drunk, so he ignored him.

    The leprechaun drinks 5 more beers, and went back over to the same
guy. He turned around and "Pshhhhh!" The leprechaun spits in his
face again. This time the guy got pissed, but he kept his cool. He
decided to go sit on a stool across from a mirror so he can watch his
back.

    The leprechaun went back up to the bar and drinks more beers. He
walked over to the same guy and was about to tap him on the shoulder
when the man grabbed him. "Hey!" he yelled, "If you do that again,
I'll cut off your dick!"

    "Leprechauns don't have dicks!" he smirked.
    "Then I'll cut off your balls!"
    "Leprechauns don't have balls!" he laughed.
    The man looks confused, "Well how the Hell do you piss?"
    The Leprechaun smiled, "Pshhhhh!"