A man gets pulled over by a Policeman

      John was driving when a policeman pulled him
      over. He rolled down his window and said to
      the officer, "Is there a problem, Officer?"

      "No problem at all. I just observed your safe
      driving and am pleased to award you a $5,000
      Safe Driver Award. Congratulations. What do
      you think you're going to do with the money?"

      John thought for a minute and said, "Well, I
      guess I'll go get that drivers' license."

      Judi, sitting in the passenger seat said to the
      policeman, "Oh, don't pay attention to him --
      he's a smartbutt when he's drunk and stoned."

      Brian from the back seat said, "I TOLD you
      guys we wouldn't get far in a stolen car!!!"

      At that moment, there was a knock from the
      trunk and a muffled voice said, "Are we over
      the border yet?"


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