753 - 1998년11월16일(월요일) 8:49:55

A collection of newlywed jokes

*THE NEWLYWEDS *

  The newly married couple returned from their honeymoon. As they got off
  the plane at the crowded airport, the bride said, "Darling, let's make the
  people think we've been married a long time."
  "Ok dear," said the husband. "Then you carry the bags."

  *


  Soon after the late night news on television, the groom asked the bride,
  "Honey, what do you think of the Middle East position?"
  Said the bride, "I don't know, I've never tried it."

  *

  A couple got married. The bride, being religious, hung a sign on the wall
  above her bed.
  The sign said: "I need thee everyday."
  A week later the groom got a sign made and hung it over his bed.
  The sign said: "God, give me strength."

  *

  The newlywed wife looked sad. "What's the matter, honey?" asked her
  husband.
  "I feel bad," she said, "while pressing your costly suit, I burned a big
  hole in your pants."
  "Well, don't worry, luckily I have an extra pair of pants?"
  "Yes, it's a good thing you have. I used them to patch the hole."

  *

  Soon after their weddin8, the bride tells the groom, "Darling, now that we
  are married,
  I want you to fire your secretary."
  "But honey," says the groom, "you used to be a secretary yourself."
  "Yes," she replies, "that's why I want you to fire her."