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A collection of jokes ============= "Hello darling," breathed the obscene phone caller. "If you can guess what's in my hand, I'll give you a piece of the action." "Listen Honey," drawled the lady, "If y'all can hold it in one hand, I ain't interested." ******************************** Bert took his Saint Bernard to the vet. "Doctor," he said sadly, "I'm afraid I'm going to have to ask you to cut off my dog's tail." The vet stepped back, "Bert, why should I do such a terrible thing?" "Because my mother-in-law's arriving tomorrow, and I don't want anything to make her think she's welcome." ********************************* Two confirmed bachelors sat talking, their conversation drifted from politics to cooking. "I got a cookbook once," said one, "but I could never do anything with it." "Too much fancy work in it, eh?" asked the other. "You said it. Every one of the recipes began the same way - 'Take a clean dish'". ********************************** Q. Why do you have to swallow Viagra fast? A. If you don't you'll get a stiff neck. Q. What do you get when you cross a Jehovah's Witness with an atheist? A. Somebody who knocks on your door for no apparent reason. *********************************** Monica Lewinsky's Lawyer, handing a picture of her to Bill Clinton asks: "Mr. President, do you recognize this woman?" Bill Clinton: "I believe I've come across her face a few times." *********************************** An insurance salesman was trying to persuade a housewife that she should take out life insurance. "Suppose your husband were to die," he said, "What would you get?" The housewife thought for a while, and then said, "Oh, a parrot, I think. Then the house wouldn't seem so quiet." *********************************** "Mr. Quinn, I have reviewed this case very carefully," the divorce court judge said, "and I've decided to give your wife $775 a week." "That's very fair, your honor," the husband said. "And every now and then I'll try to send her a few bucks myself." ************************************ Life is like a fan. You stand in front...it blows... You stand behind...It sucks... and when you stand to the side...it doesn't do anything. |
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E-Jokes Theme | wjoker |
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20 | A man wants to get Viagra | wjoker |
2004-09-29 | 961 | 7 |
19 | Two 80 year old men sat talking over the Viagra | wjoker |
2004-05-24 | 996 | 18 |
18 | Another collection of jokes | wjoker |
2005-07-28 | 997 | 8 |
17 | An elderly man asked .. viagra | wjoker |
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16 | A collection of jokes | wjoker |
2004-11-07 | 1075 | 7 |
15 | A collection of jokes | wjoker |
2004-09-14 | 1081 | 6 |
14 | Top 10 Viagra slogans | wjoker |
2004-03-20 | 1196 | 20 |
13 | In Pharmacology, all drugs have two names | wjoker |
2007-01-19 | 1215 | 19 |
12 | An 80 yr old man & viagra | wjoker |
2005-05-05 | 1275 | 15 |
11 | A collection of jokes | wjoker |
2005-08-05 | 1299 | 15 |
10 | A collection of jokes | wjoker |
2004-08-27 | 1382 | 8 |
9 | Viagra Slogans and More | wjoker |
2005-02-27 | 1390 | 11 |
8 | A collection of jokes | wjoker |
2004-02-22 | 1574 | 16 |
7 | Diary of a mad viagra housewife | wjoker |
2004-03-20 | 1590 | 25 |
6 | A collection of jokes | wjoker |
2005-03-12 | 1595 | 15 |
A collection of jokes | wjoker |
2004-02-24 | 1643 | 23 | |
4 | A collection of viagra jokes | wjoker |
2004-03-09 | 1696 | 15 |
3 | A collection of jokes | wjoker |
2004-12-02 | 1739 | 10 |
2 | In a recent FDA study | wjoker |
2010-01-03 | 1761 | 18 |
1 | A collection of jokes | wjoker |
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