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BRIBERY - A thriving baseball club is one of the features A thriving baseball club is one of the features of a boy's organization connected with a prominent church. The team was recently challenged by a rival club. The pastor gave a special contribution of five dollars to the captain, with the direction that the money should be used to buy bats, balls, gloves, or anything else that might help to win the game. On the day of the game, the pastor was somewhat surprised to observe nothing new in the club's paraphernalia. He called the captain to him. "I don't see any new bats, or balls, or gloves," he said. "We haven't anything like that," the captain admitted. "But I gave you five dollars to buy them," the pastor exclaimed. "Well, you see," came the explanation, "you told us to spend it for bats, or balls, or gloves, or anything that we thought might help to win the game, so we gave it to the umpire." - JOKES FOR ALL OCCASIONS |
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1261 | Top10 Signs It's Too Cold for Golf | |||||
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2020-03-08 | 1389 | ||||
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1260 | Two golfers are waiting their turn on the tee | |||||
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2020-03-08 | 1197 | ||||
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1259 | A golfer playing in a two-man alternate shot | |||||
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2020-03-01 | 1124 | ||||
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1258 | Lady Luck was seldom kind to Sam | |||||
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2020-03-01 | 1182 | ||||
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1257 | An alien spaceship hovered over a golf course | |||||
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2020-03-01 | 1408 | ||||
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1256 | Half Hour Late | |||||
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2020-01-26 | 1174 | ||||
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1255 | By The Rules | |||||
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2020-01-26 | 1163 | ||||
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1254 | I was in Wal-Mart the other day | |||||
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2020-01-13 | 1585 | ||||
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1253 | One night a blonde nun was praying in her room | |||||
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2019-02-14 | 1422 | ||||
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1252 | Adam said he didn't have anyone to talk to | |||||
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2019-02-14 | 2330 | ||||
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1251 | BRUTALITY - Two ladies in a car disputed concerning the window | |||||
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2019-02-09 | 1211 | ||||
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BRIBERY - A thriving baseball club is one of the features | ||||||
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2019-02-09 | 1474 | ||||
BRIBERY - A thriving baseball club is one of the features A thriving baseball club is one of the features of a boy's orga...
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1249 | BREVITY - The best illustration of the value of brief speech | |||||
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2019-02-09 | 1197 | ||||
BREVITY - The best illustration of the value of brief speech The best illustration of the value of brief speech reckoned ...
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1248 | BEARS - The guide introduced a tourist in the Rocky Mountains | |||||
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2019-02-09 | 1204 | ||||
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1247 | BREAKFAST - The Southern Colonel at Saratoga Springs | |||||
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2019-02-09 | 970 | ||||
BREAKFAST - The Southern Colonel at Saratoga Springs The Southern Colonel at Saratoga Springs, in the days before prohibi...
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1246 | BONE OF CONTENTION - During the Civil War, an old negro was deeply interested | |||||
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2019-02-09 | 1011 | ||||
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1245 | BONE OF CONTENTION - The crowd in the car was packed suffocatingly close | |||||
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2019-02-09 | 1080 | ||||
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1244 | BLOCKHEAD - The recruit complained to the sergeant | |||||
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2019-02-09 | 1112 | ||||
BLOCKHEAD - The recruit complained to the sergeant The recruit complained to the sergeant that he'd got a splinter in hi...
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1243 | BLINDNESS - The sympathetic and inquisitive old lady at the seashore | |||||
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2019-02-09 | 928 | ||||
BLINDNESS - The sympathetic and inquisitive old lady at the seashore The sympathetic and inquisitive old lady at the seashor...
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1242 | BLIND - A shopkeeper with no conscience put by his door a box | |||||
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2019-02-09 | 1134 | ||||
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1241 | BLESSING - The philosopher, on being interrupted in his thoughts | |||||
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2019-02-09 | 1074 | ||||
BLESSING - The philosopher, on being interrupted in his thoughts The philosopher, on being interrupted in his thoughts by...
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1240 | BIRTH - The little girl in the zoological park tossed bits of a bun to the stork | |||||
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2019-02-09 | 1099 | ||||
BIRTH - The little girl in the zoological park tossed bits of a bun to the stork The little girl in the zoological park ...
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1239 | BIGAMY - The man was weak and naturally unlucky | |||||
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2019-02-09 | 1125 | ||||
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1238 | BETROTHAL - The delinquent laggard swain had been telling of his ability | |||||
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2019-02-09 | 869 | ||||
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1237 | A man was sound asleep on a rainy night and was aroused from his sleep | |||||
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2019-01-28 | 906 | ||||
A man was sound asleep on a rainy
night and was aroused from his sleep by a drunk pounding on his door at
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1236 | A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband. | |||||
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2019-01-28 | 838 | ||||
A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband.
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1235 | A Russian, an American, and a Blonde were talking one day. | |||||
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2019-01-28 | 804 | ||||
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1234 | Blonde House Painter | |||||
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2019-01-28 | 895 | ||||
Blonde House Painter
This blonde decides one day
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1233 | No Brainer | |||||
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2019-01-28 | 894 | ||||
No Brainer
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