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E-Jokes Theme | wjoker |
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The nun teaching Sunday School was speaking to her class one morning | ||||
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2009-08-25 | 1211 | 6 | |||
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The nun teaching Sunday School was speaking to her class one morning and she asked the question, "When you die and go to He...
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A woman takes a lover home during the day | ||||
wjoker |
2009-08-25 | 1041 | 2 | |||
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A woman takes a lover home during the day, while her husband is at work. Unbeknownst to her, her 9 year old son was hiding...
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18 Ways To Confuse Santa | ||||
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2009-08-25 | 1324 | 5 | |||
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18 Ways To Confuse Santa 1. Instead of milk and cookies, leave him a salad, and a note explaining that you think he could s...
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A guy enters confessional and says to the priest with guilt | ||||
wjoker |
2009-08-25 | 1341 | 7 | |||
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A guy enters confessional and says to the priest with guilt, "I had an affair...almost." The priest says, "What do you mean ???...
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One Sunday morning, a priest wakes up and decides to go golfing | ||||
wjoker |
2009-08-25 | 1753 | 11 | |||
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One Sunday morning, a priest wakes up and decides to go golfing. He calls his boss and says that he feels very sick, and won...
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A man finally goes with his wife to church | ||||
wjoker |
2009-08-25 | 1398 | 2 | |||
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A man finally goes with his wife to church, after promising her for weeks that he'd go. Surprisingly, the man was so impressed...
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God breathes life into Adam and tells him | ||||
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2009-08-25 | 1164 | 6 | |||
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God breathes life into Adam and tells him... "You are man, my most favored creation, because of this I am going to give you t...
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Two beggars are sitting side by side on a street in Rome | ||||
wjoker |
2009-08-25 | 1029 | 2 | |||
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Two beggars are sitting side by side on a street in Rome. One has a cross in front of him; the other one the Star of D...
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A priest, a father, and a rabbi are walking home from their respective services | ||||
wjoker |
2009-08-25 | 1418 | 7 | |||
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A priest, a father, and a rabbi are walking home from their respective services when they pass a bar. The priest says, "I wi...
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The Pope arrives at JFK and he's met at a baggage claim by a driver | ||||
wjoker |
2009-08-25 | 1376 | 2 | |||
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The Pope arrives at JFK and he's met at a baggage claim by a driver in a bad suit and a clip-on tie, holding a hand-lettere...
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God offered his tablet of commandments to the world | ||||
wjoker |
2009-08-25 | 1133 | 5 | |||
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God offered his tablet of commandments to the world. He first approached the Italians. "What commandments do you offer?" they...
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The priest in a small Irish village was very fond of the chickens | ||||
wjoker |
2009-08-25 | 1230 | 11 | |||
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The priest in a small Irish village was very fond of the chickens he kept in the hen house out the back of the parish re...
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There is a girl walking up the stairs in a church one day | ||||
wjoker |
2009-08-25 | 1163 | 3 | |||
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There is a girl walking up the stairs in a church one day. As the priest is walking by, he looks up and notices that this ...
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A new priest at his first mass was so nervous he could hardly speak | ||||
wjoker |
2009-08-25 | 1409 | 10 | |||
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A new priest at his first mass was so nervous he could hardly speak. After mass he asked the monsignor how he had done. The ...
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Matthew goes into a confessional box | ||||
wjoker |
2009-08-25 | 1206 | 12 | |||
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Matthew goes into a confessional box and says "Bless me father for I have sinned, I have been with a loose woman." The Pr...
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Jesus and Saint Peter are golfing | ||||
wjoker |
2009-08-25 | 1144 | 16 | |||
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Jesus and Saint Peter are golfing. St. Peter steps up to the tee on a par three and hits one long and straight. It reach...
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A burglar broke into a home and was looking around | ||||
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2009-08-25 | 1149 | 9 | |||
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A burglar broke into a home and was looking around. He heard a soft voice say, "Jesus is watching you". Thinking it was just his...
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A priest and pastor from the local parishes are standing by the side | ||||
wjoker |
2009-08-25 | 1349 | 11 | |||
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A priest and pastor from the local parishes are standing by the side of the road holding up a sign that reads, "The End i...
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Father Shaughnessy found himself next to Rabbi Ginsberg | ||||
wjoker |
2009-08-25 | 1088 | 2 | |||
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Father Shaughnessy found himself next to Rabbi Ginsberg at a charity function and could not help but notice that the rabbi...
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In a small cathedral, a janitor was cleaning the pews | ||||
wjoker |
2009-08-25 | 1181 | 6 | |||
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In a small cathedral, a janitor was cleaning the pews between services when he was approached by the priest. The priest asked...
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On a hot summer day, two nuns | ||||
wjoker |
2009-08-25 | 1029 | 2 | |||
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On a hot summer day, two nuns - both young, blonde and beautiful ??? are working in the church library putting away books. A...
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While the pope was visiting the USA | ||||
wjoker |
2009-08-25 | 1477 | 2 | |||
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While the pope was visiting the USA, he told the driver of his limo that he has the sudden urge to drive. The driver w...
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God, how long is a million years? | ||||
wjoker |
2009-08-25 | 978 | 9 | |||
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The man: "God, how long is a million years?" God: "To me, it's about a minute." The man: "God, how much is a million dollars?" ...
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There were two old guys | ||||
wjoker |
2009-08-25 | 906 | 12 | |||
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There were two old guys, Abe and Sol, sitting on a bench in a park feeding pigeons and talking about baseball, just like the...
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Three men were waiting at Heaven's Gate | ||||
wjoker |
2009-08-25 | 1245 | 9 | |||
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Three men were waiting at Heaven's Gate. St. Peter says, "OK, guys, pretty much anything goes up here, but whatever you do, n...
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A middle aged couple is watching TV | ||||
wjoker |
2009-08-25 | 1095 | 2 | |||
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A middle aged couple is watching TV when a TV Evangelist comes on and promises to heal the sick. "If only you would pray wi...
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A drunk stumbles along a Baptismal service on a Sunday afternoon | ||||
wjoker |
2009-08-25 | 1263 | 7 | |||
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A drunk stumbles along a Baptismal service on a Sunday afternoon down by the river. He proceeds to stumble down into the w...
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A Jewish man took his Passover lunch to eat outside in the park | ||||
wjoker |
2009-08-25 | 858 | 18 | |||
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A Jewish man took his Passover lunch to eat outside in the park. He sat down on a bench and began eating. Since Jews do ...
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A minister told his congregation | ||||
wjoker |
2009-08-25 | 1215 | 3 | |||
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A minister told his congregation, "Next week I plan to preach about the sin of lying. To help you understand my sermon, I...
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A Jewish guy goes into a confession box | ||||
wjoker |
2009-08-25 | 910 | 7 | |||
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A Jewish guy goes into a confession box. "Father O'Malley," he says, "my name is Emil Cohen. I'm seventy eight years old. Bel...
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