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307 - 1998년11월2일(월요일) 19:37:35 The Top 10+5 Complaints ... Vampires The Top 15 Complaints of Modern Day Vampires 15> Grunge look makes it tough to tell living from the undead. 14> Nutrasweet or not, fat-free blood tastes like crap. 13> Hard to get a decent puncture with latex on your fangs. 12> Three Words: Daylight Savings Time 11> Can't enjoy a meal at Burger King without some redneck yelling, "Look Ma! It's Elvis!" 10> After 45 years of Communist rule, it's impossible to find clean, uncontaminated Transylvanian soil for bottom of coffin. 9> After 100 years of trying, still can't score with Elvira. 8> No bat is safe with Ozzy Ozbourne around. 7> With all those crucifix-wearing Madonna clones, junior highs are suddenly off-limits. 6> No warm blood for miles around DC. 5> Exhausted from all those Calvin Klein photo shoots. 4> No small task beating F. Lee Bailey to a warm body. 3> Buxom wenches of old have been replaced by aerobicized "hardbodies." 2> Baboon heart makes everything taste gamey. and the Number 1 Complaint of Modern Day Vampires... 1> Sick and tired of being mistaken for Keith Richards. |
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