Kidnapping There was this blonde who needed money badly. She then decides to kidnap a little boy. She finds a boy then...

BEARS - The old trapper was chased by a grizzly The old trapper was chased by a grizzly. When he had thrown away everythi...

BEGINNERS - A woman visitor to the city entered a taxicab A woman visitor to the city entered a taxicab. No sooner ...

Back It Up Arnold Palmer is playing in a big tournament and comes to a 235 yard par-3. After some deliberation, he takes out...

APPETITE - after Thanksgiving Day It was shortly after Thanksgiving Day that someone asked the little boy to define the wor...

BASEBALL - The teacher directed the class to write The teacher directed the class to write a brief account of a baseball...

A True Blonde Story If she had killed herself, she'd be a shoo-in for the Darwin Award (might be a problem in the gen...

Bad Day A very bad golfer is playing at new course and he is having a very bad day. He is on the 18th hole, and he see...

Absentmindedness - The most clergymen The most absent-minded of clergymen was a Methodist minister who served several churches e...

The True Rules Of Golf - Part 2 of 4 - Golfers who claim they don't cheat, also lie. - If you're afraid a full shot might...

First Prize Earl won first prize at a Father's Day tournament which was an envelope. When he opened the envelope, he wa...

1923 In 1923, do you know who was: * President of the largest steel company? * President of the largest gas company? * The ...

Scratch Golfer Two women were put together as partners in the club tournament and met on the putting green for the first ...

APPRECIATION The distinguished actor had a large photograph of Wordsworth prominently displayed in his dressing-room. A fri...

ATHLETICS - The sister spoke admiringly to the collegian The sister spoke admiringly to the collegian who was calling on her...

ART - The Yankee tourist The Yankee tourist described glowingly the statue of a beautiful woman which he had seen in an art...

AUTHORS - A woman lion-hunter A woman lion-hunter entertained a dinner party of distinguished authors. These discoursed larg...

BABIES - The teacher The teacher had explained to the class that the Indian women are called squaws. Then she asked what ...

BAPTISM - The aged negro clergyman The aged negro clergyman announced solemnly from the pulpit: "Next Sabbath, dar will be ...

A blonde was complaining to her friend about constantly being called a dumb blonde. Her friend tells her "go do something ...

A blonde was driving down the highway to Disneyland when she saw a sign that said 'DISNEYLAND LEFT'. After thinking fo...

There's a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead traveling through the desert when their car suddenly stalls. They all get out of...

The blonde reported for her university final examination that consists of "yes/no" type questions. She takes her seat in th...

BEER - The new soda clerk was a mystery The new soda clerk was a mystery, until he himself revealed his shameful past quite un...

BEGGARS - The cultured maid servant The cultured maid servant announced to her mistress, wife of the profiteer: "If you ple...

IDIOMS - The foreigner, who prided himself on his mastery The foreigner, who prided himself on his mastery of colloquial e...

Absentmindedness - The professor The professor, who was famous for the wool-gathering of his wits, returned home, and had his ...

Grand Advice Great Grandfather had been playing golf whenever possible for over 78 years. Today had been no exception, h...

ARGUMENT "Yes, ma'am," the old salt confided to the inquisitive lady, "I fell over the side of the ship, and a shark he c...

BAIT - A gentleman strolling alongside a canal A gentleman strolling alongside a canal observed an old negro and a colored b...